One day a farmer went out and bought a new young rooster to take to his farm.As soon as he brought it to his farm, the young rooster rushed into the chicken coop and started screwing all 150 of the farmers hens.
That very moment the farmer was very impressed.At lunchtime, the young rooster again was screwing all the 150 hens.This time the farmer was not just impressed anymore, he was getting worried.
The next day morning, not only was the rooster screwing the hens but he was now screwing the turkeys, ducks, and even the guinea fowls.
Later that day, the farmer looked out into the barnyard and found the rooster stretched out, limp as a rag, his eyes closed, stressed dead and vultures circling overhead.
The farmer run out, looked down at the young roosters limp body and said: "You deserved it, you horny bastard!"
The young rooster opened one eye, pointed up at the vultures with his wing, and said "Shhhh! They are about to land"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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