Types Of African Wives



1. Dictionary Wife
A dictionary wife is a wife that does not welcome other people's opinion. She is always right in her own eyes.

2. Boxing Partner Wife
She has no submission. There is contest for leadership. She is very difficult and full of troubles and arguments.

3. Headmaster's Wife
She is very arrogant, stubborn and disobedient. She is richer and powerful in one area or the other than the husband and she combine these powers to cause trouble at home.

4. Party Wife
She is highly social. She hardly stay at home because of parties and pleasure.

5. Pampered Wife
She is not use to anything hard and she is expected to be treated like a leprosy patient. She is very fragile and sophisticated.

6. Dustbin Wife
She is extremely dirty and disorganized. The sitting room is like a toilet and the kitchen become an empire of rats. Clothes are unwashed and so many things are left to be very dirty.

7. ADC Wife 
She has zero tolerance for other women close to her husband. She is hostile to any woman close to her husband and sometimes police the husband like detective.

8. Acidic Wife
She is always ready to fight being moody and keeping malice for days. She has an acidic mouth that when she talks, it can be very terrible.

9. Office Wife
She just pursued her job and her career. Every other thing is secondary and all functions in the house are handled to housemaid. The children are not use to her, She is a career wife. *(But Thank God for Shutdown, for such kind of wife they will have no choice than to stay with their children )*

10. Grandmother's Wife
She is completely ancient in though, outlook and behaviour. If you tell her to wear night dresses, she will refused and demanded to wear her wrapper because of spirit husband. She wears very careless and disgusting dresses. She can refuse a kiss that it will cause asthma and also sex in the afternoon, that it will make her to give birth to albino.

11. Pepper Wife
She is very hot and aggressive. She does not like to relate with people and always finding faults with people. She is a thorn in her husband's flesh. Her husband's heart beat for fear anytime he wants to talk with her. She is too aggressive and difficult to live with. She is violence in nature.

12. Spinster Wife
She likes doing everything on her own and her dressing does not show that she is married. She is not serious with her marriage and chooses many single ladies as friends. She enjoys laughing out a lot without her husband. She is married yet like to live a lonely and a single lady's life.

13. Occasional Wife
She loves maids and nannies so much and lack good qualities of a good wife. She goes out a lot and comes back whenever she feel like. She has no time for her children and toy with her husband's emotion.

14. Kingdom Wife (Godly Wife)
She is a blessing to her husband. She gives her husband rest on every side, she is a builder and not a destroyer. She is very friendly and accommodative, her husband is proud of her. She is a virtuous woman *Prov. 31:10-31*

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