GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN AND HER AGE

• Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

• Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

• Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

• Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

• Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

• After 70, women become like Zimbabwe. Everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.