African Men : Signs That You're In Love With a Mermaid (Njuzu / Injuzi)

This is for all the guys who pick up random girls on the streets without knowing anything about them. Here's how to know if you are sharing your bed with a Mermaid :

1. You picked her up from the street , met her in a bus /train or some other random place. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building
2. You don't know her surname. She told you her name is " Just Julie"
3. She agreed to sleep with you on the very first day, in fact she moved into your house, no questions asked.
4. She never gets tired. She can do all the house work all day and still have sex with you when she finishes.
5. She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples, her make-up looks permanent and everything is always in the right place.
6. Her Brazilian hair looks natural. It really looks like her hair but maybe salons have found a way to remove natural hair and put it back later.
7. She never talks about her family and she doesn't have any friends. You only hear her saying "My sea sisters" sometimes at night but you're not bothered because girls call themselves all sorts of things.
8. Ever since you started sleeping with her, your life has turned upside down but of course your stepmother in the village is to blame.
9. She has stopped you from eating fish. Ever since she came into your life, it's only chicken or meat, nothing that comes from the sea.
10. She doesn't like to go to the rivers and she holds your hand tightly when crossing a puddle,she closes her eyes when drinking a glass of water, if you ask she jokes that the water calls her by her name.
11. She doesn't ask you for anything. In fact, she's every Men's dream. You don't pay for Brazilian hair and she doesn't even want a iPhone or your payslip.  She doesn't care about Valentine's Day and you don't even know her birthday date. She never gets jealous or goes through your phone and she couldn't care less about your Facebook password or your WhatsApp In fact she's the best!

If the girl you're with falls into all these categories, you better wake up my guy.